My Insane World








comeswithasword:

TODAY’S FORECAST IS

TSUNDERE STORM

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Em 15/07/2014 Via - 467 (Source)

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

Em 15/07/2014 Via - 243072 (Source)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


Em 15/07/2014 Via - 319474 (Source)

wolverinesbadassass:

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

it is also less than 4 inches so i don’t know what you’re proud of


Em 4/07/2014 Via - 196818 (Source)

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be


Em 4/07/2014 Via - 72438 (Source)

julysfourths:

making my way downtown

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Em 4/07/2014 Via - 38725 (Source)

dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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Em 4/07/2014 Via - 96332 (Source)

llirry:

"AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER"

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Em 4/07/2014 Via - 10311 (Source)
  • Britain: I'd fancy a spot of tea.
  • America: Oh, okay...
  • America:
  • America:
  • America:
  • America: *Pushes Tea Into Harbor*
  • Britain:
  • Britain: IT'S BEEN 241 YEARS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS!?
  • America: *Lights Fireworks*


Em 4/07/2014 Via - 292 (Source)
  • me yesterday: America is going downhill....we have so many problems to fix, this country is becoming a shame
  • me today: U S A S Q U A D BOW BOW BOW, CAN'T HEAR YA OVER MY FREEDOM. LOL BRB RIDING MY PET EAGLE


Em 4/07/2014 Via - 7033 (Source)