f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
I did a quick little thing for the pokeshaming bandwagon, aha.
bustin out tricks for dem treats
my new favorite color
Spain: That ass
France: that fab, also honhonhon
Prussia: crotch cloth
Hungary: She a boss ass bitch/ one of us
Britain: them eyebrows
Russia: psycho crazy manchild
Poland: that sassy gay friend every white girl wants
Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]