hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I LAUGHED SO HARD
I love how a) everyone who’s not hooked up to a machine is a woman and is mentally cackling, b) the fact that at one point the doctor just slaps the machine. Like “oh, we’re going up a level” *slap*. No professionalism, just gonna hit this machine.
Here is a custom model by Lu Alexandrou !
Please click on the picture to see the tutorial of these one !
I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you